Gingers have soul... and a gold

 

Ohno he didn't...

Ohno he did. 

"Wait a minute, you have to be eighteen to get into the Attic."

Lion-Owl fell for this college girl after she came into to the Max to use the phone. Wanting to impress her, he lied about his age and made fake I.D.s, so he, Slater, and Screech could sneak into The Attic, the hottest 18 and over dance club. While there, they got a big surprise when they saw Kelly's boyfriend Jeff dancing with another girl. OHNO! Then Kelly showed up and confronted Jeff. He told her that they were not going steady or anything. Tough times at Bayside High!  
 

Presidential Facelift

Reconstruction of Mount Rushmore will occur "allll night long" "alll night" in honor of President's Day weekend. Many are concerned that Roosevelt's drastic facial reconstructive surgery to look more like Lion-Owl may send the message to our nation's youth that plastic surgery is totally awesome.  When contacted for comment, Lion-Owl simply refused to respond to what he called "socialistic & blatantly anti-americanistic terroristic statements". 

Lion-Owl thinks you should give back

Lion-Owl believes that we r the world:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/12/haiti-earthquake-relief-h_n_421014.html

Lion-Owl's 3-Day Weekend

Lion-Owl got so jacked and tan at the shore that his boys called him big popeye.  He loved it when they call him big popeye.  But, he knew it was only a 98% factual statement.  The other 2% of him knew that his forearms were nowhere near the peak physical shape and fitness necessary to be a 100% factual statement. So, he bet earth that he would make it a 110% factual statement, in other words, a godly truth.  500 million rope climbs and one can of spinach later, he got the job done.

Lion-Owl had trouble focusing Friday night while at a lecture by Professor Clifford Smith (better known as Method Man) on the "Law Of Success" down at the Learning Annex (google it).... words words words sentence words.... "I don't get it. When, and more importantly, why, did leather suits go out of style?" Lion-Owl asked himself.  Clifford then said something that would forever alter the rest of Lion-Owl's Friday night.. "Score big, in everything medium".  Clifford actually said,"score big in every medium" but that didn't matter because Lion-Owl had no time for word games.  Lion-Owl said aloud,"You have to be bigger than medium, Lion-Owl.  You have to transcend!"  Without hesitation, Lion-Owl flipped open his phone and his digits did the dialing... bringg bringg "Uh, Eddie?" "Yes, Lion-Owl, what can I do you for?" "Well, Eddie... I'm feeling 'Delirious' tonight if you know what I mean." "Yes, Lion-Owl, yes I do. I'll pack up the suit for you"

Lion-Owlly-D at the Jersey Shore

Gym, Tan, Laundry










Note fine bedazzle detailing

Lion-Owl, an office white board transformation experiment

Lion-Owl, unhappy with his post-holiday body, pops in his Debbie Gibson "Electric Youth" cassette tape and flutter kicks his way back into shape    

'Bringing sessy back in 2010'

"Boo-hoo Whoooo Child"

Lion-owl, in honor of his fallen turkey breatheran, experiments with bold fall colors

A Lion-Owl is born

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