Gingers have soul... and a gold

 

Ohno he didn't...

Ohno he did. 

"Wait a minute, you have to be eighteen to get into the Attic."

Lion-Owl fell for this college girl after she came into to the Max to use the phone. Wanting to impress her, he lied about his age and made fake I.D.s, so he, Slater, and Screech could sneak into The Attic, the hottest 18 and over dance club. While there, they got a big surprise when they saw Kelly's boyfriend Jeff dancing with another girl. OHNO! Then Kelly showed up and confronted Jeff. He told her that they were not going steady or anything. Tough times at Bayside High!  
 

Presidential Facelift

Reconstruction of Mount Rushmore will occur "allll night long" "alll night" in honor of President's Day weekend. Many are concerned that Roosevelt's drastic facial reconstructive surgery to look more like Lion-Owl may send the message to our nation's youth that plastic surgery is totally awesome.  When contacted for comment, Lion-Owl simply refused to respond to what he called "socialistic & blatantly anti-americanistic terroristic statements". 

Lion-Owl thinks you should give back

Lion-Owl believes that we r the world:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/12/haiti-earthquake-relief-h_n_421014.html