Presidential Facelift

Reconstruction of Mount Rushmore will occur "allll night long" "alll night" in honor of President's Day weekend. Many are concerned that Roosevelt's drastic facial reconstructive surgery to look more like Lion-Owl may send the message to our nation's youth that plastic surgery is totally awesome.  When contacted for comment, Lion-Owl simply refused to respond to what he called "socialistic & blatantly anti-americanistic terroristic statements".